AR Senate Hearing

Enrile: Ok. Court is now in session.

NW: Teka, teka. Let it be known that my presence here is against my will. I feel that all of you people are wasting my time. And the taxpayers' money. And this kangaroo hearing is impeding on my rights to be somewhere else, getting stoned and wasted with my friends.

Enrile: Mr. Wilwayco, this is a senate hearing...

NW: Wala akong pakialam kung ano'ng klaseng hearing to. Ang sinasabi ko, 'inimbita' nyo ko dito nang labag sa kalooban ko. Dapat sana umiinom kami ngayon ng mga tropa ko sa bookay-ukay.

Sotto: Can I just say something, Honorable Chairman?

Enrile: Go ahead, Sen. Sotto.

Sotto: Mr. Wilwayco, konting respeto naman. Mga senador itong kaharap mo. Duly elected public officials.

NW:: Wala akong pakialam. Di ako bumoboto. Sige na umpisahan na natin to nang matapos na agad.

Sotto: Inuulit ko, Mr. Wilwayco, wag mo namang babuyin ang institusyong ito.

NW: Hello? Unang-una, kung meron man sa ating bumababoy sa institusyong ito, kayo yun. Putangina kayo mga senador e. Wala kayong ginagawa kundi kurakutin ang pera ng bayan. Kayo ang numero-unong mga baboy dito sa bansa.

Jinggoy: Ahh, Mr Chairman, may I speak?

Enrile: Yes, Senator Estrada.

Jinggoy: Mr. Wilwayco, wag kang magmura dito. HIndi tinotolerate dito ang lenggwaheng yan. Konting preno, kaibigan.

NW: Hindi mo ko kaibigan, you fucking pig. Ang hirap kase sa inyo, sobra kayong matataas sa mga pedestal ninyo. Hindi kayo lumalabas sa lansangan, hindi kayo sumasakay ng jeep. Hindi nyo alam na ganito magsalita ang karaniwang Pilipino, mga hindot!

Enrile: Order in the court! Mr. Wilwayco one more bad word and I will hold you in contempt!

NW: Putangina mo! Ako pa tinakot mo? Senador ka lang, gago! Basang-basa na papel nyo sa bansa! Mababaho kayo kahit mga naka-barong at amerikana!

Jinggoy: Mr. Wilwayco, ano ba pinagmamalaki mo?

NW: Ano pinagmamalaki ko? Tangina nakapagsulat ako ng mga libro. And my books changed lives! E ikaw? What the fuck have you done, motherfucker?

Hey Nostradamus!

GOD IS NOWHERE. GOD IS NOW HERE.

Just done reading this. Awesome shit! Columbine shooting recreated and then some.

This is from the guy who wrote Generation X, Miss Wyoming, Microserfs, Life Before God, Shampoo Planet.

Responde kayo diyan!

gawa ni rom factolerin

Long days and pleasant nights!

finally finished reading the final installment of stephen king's the dark tower series. i was blown away. i wish my friend karl would give it a second try.

eddie dean's last words to susannah: Goodbye, my love. I will wait for you at the clearing, at the end of the path.

oy's death was fucking hardcore. so was jake's.

and so roland did reach the tower. at the expense of all those around him, his ka-tet.

to those of you who want to venture into this quest, all i can say is this: Beware of Dandelo.

thankee, sai king!