Bagong hilamos ng Absurd Republic

Uulitin ko, sabi pa ni Jeffrey Zeldman, ang di sumunod, kulelat.

another satisfied costumer...

Mondomanila Quotable Quotes

"Bago ako matulog, habang idinuduyan ako ng hinithit kong chongki, iiniisip ko kung ano pa ba kaya ang kulang sa hindot na buhay ko."

"Laking ginhawa ng bansa natin kung puro sex na lang ang atupagin sa halip na kung anu ano ang pinaggagawa ng mga tarantadong Pilipino."

"OKEY, AWAY NA KUNG AWAY. TANGINA. NANANAHIMIK AKO RITO TALAGANG SINUNDAN AKO NG AWAY."

"Ang ginagamit ko noong nasa grade six ako, iyon pa ring brief ko noong grade one. Kaya tuloy sa sobrang lawlaw na't wala na talagang garter, kapag tumatakbo ako, lumililis."

isang sign.."WANTED MALE BOARDERS COME INZIDE, LOOK 4 JHUNZ KNACK FIRST B-4 YUO ENTER"

Punyetang libro yan. Mondomanila mga tsong. Basahin niyo.

office skateboarding

This morning upon arriving at the office, my boss said "Norman, you ride your skateboard to work everyday. But once you reach the lobby, carry it in your arms. You can't skate in the lobby. You can't skate around the office perimeters. It fucks up the carpet."

So, from what she said i can deduce the following:

1. Those miserable people who can't walk and use a wheelchair to ride from one place to another, well their happy days are over. Either they leave their wheelchairs in the receptionist and crawl in the hallway and in the offices or they shouldn't come at all. BECAUSE THEIR FUCKING WHEELCHAIRS FUCK-UP THE CARPET.
   
2. Those pathetic dudes who collapse in the middle of the day due to work and stress, well they can't wheel in a stretcher. BECAUSE STRETCHER WHEELS WILL SURELY FUCK-UP THE NICE AND SOFT OFFICE CARPET.
3. The fucking waterboy must not use his cart. He must carry the jugs of water on his shoulders because HIS CART WILL SURELY FUCK-UP THE CARPET.

This list is just partial. I can think of a thousand cases that involve wheels and carpets. But what the fuck, right? As Tony de Guzman said, what can you expect from motherfuckers?

Animal

galing ng chupacabras! labas nyo na album nyo, hoy!

Nike SB Paul Rodriguez

it will be nike for me from now on.

Khavn semi-redesign, alinsunod sa web standards

American History X Fucking Short Version

sabi nga ng mga taga-Hinatuan, paking-paking lang yan!