Thursday, July 31, 2008

Top Pinoy Business Names

  1. Parlor in San Juan is named 'Cut & Face'.
  2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: 'Starducks'.
  3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: 'Violybee'
  4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named 'Cafe Pindot'.
  5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, 'Summa Cum Laundry'.
  6. Petshop in Ortigas: 'Pussies and Bitches'.
  7. A pet shop in Kamuning: 'Pakita Mo Pet Mo'.
  8. Bakery: 'Bread Pit'.
  9. Bank in Alabang: 'Alabank'.
  10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, 'Mekeni Rogers'.
  11. Restaurant in Pasig : 'Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina'.
  12. A boxing gym: 'Blow Jab'.
  13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: 'Lito Lapida'.
  14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called 'Pakopya ni Edgar'.
  15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, 'Chickpoint' .
  16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: ' Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes'.
  17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, 'n@kopi@'.
  18. Name of a kambingan, 'Sa Goat Kita'.
  19. A salon somewhere, 'Curl Up And Dye'.
  20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: 'Gee Congee'.
  21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named 'Wa-Thirst'.
  22. A store selling feeds for chickens: 'Robocock'.
  23. Shoe repair in Marikina : 'Dr. Shoe-Bago'.
  24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, 'SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you'.
  25. Petshop: 'Petness First'
  26. Flower shop: 'Susan's Roses'.
  27. Taxicab: 'Income Taxi'.
  28. A 2nd hand watch store: '2nd Time Around'.
  29. A squid stall in a wet market: 'Pusit to the Limit'.
  30. A shrimp store: 'Hipon Coming Back'.
  31. A gay lawyer's extension office: 'Nota Republic'.
  32. A ceiling installer: 'Kisame Street'.
  33. A car repair shop: 'Bangga ka 'day?'
  34. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: 'Fish Be With You'.
  35. A fishball cart named, 'Poke Poke'.
  36. A beauty salon: 'Saudia Hairlines'.
  37. A bakery: 'Anak Ng Tinapay'.
  38. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : 'May Lisa Eatery'.
  39. Laundry shop: 'Wash Your Problem'.
  40. This mobile massage business name isn't funny, but their slogan is: 'Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching'.
  41. Ice cream parlor: 'Dila Lang Ang Katapat'.
  42. Chicharon store: 'Chicha Hut'.
  43. Neighborhood pizza store: 'Pizza Hot'.
  44. A fishball cart near UST: 'Eat My Balls'.
  45. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: 'Pinoy Big Barber'.
  46. A Resto: 'The Last Supper'.
  47. A goto resto: 'Goto Ko Pa!'
  48. A peanut vendor's cart with a funny name: 'Mani ni Papa'.
  49. A gym in Malolos: ' Gaymann Fitness Center '.
  50. My brother's party needs business: 'Balloon-Balloonan' .
  51. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : 'Lah-Fang'.
  52. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: 'Dina Fresh Chicken'.
  53. An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S. : 'The Master Baiter'.
  54. Panaderia: 'Trimonay Bakeshop'.
  55. Salon: 'Hair Dot Comb'.
  56. Signage on a restaurant: 'We are open 25 hrs. a day - no lunch/dinner breaks!'
  57. a lawfirm in quezon city: Bohol-Bohol
  58. a store in MRT station that sells cellphone accessories: Fae Fone

1 comment:

  1. sa tondo tong cafe pindot. sarado na ngayun.


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